Three-Day Weekend

Recently, I have read numerous reports detailing how Gen Z is turning its back on alcohol.

Losers!

Panicked about your fantasy football picks? There’s a crisis hotline for you.

I’m kidding, of course. It does bring up the question, though: “What exactly are you doing during an extended weekend?”

Wild horses sent to slaughter. The president suddenly finds cheap foreign meat. Nah, you’re not thinking what I’m thinking?

As a proud representative of Gen X, I can say, without question, what you do on a three-day weekend is get smashed, wrecked, trashed, lit, and loaded with your three best friends – Tito, Jack, and Jose.

At some point, Monday afternoon, you fill your gut with salt, fat, carbs, and red meat so you’re back to neutral by Tuesday morning. Don’t question it. It’s a tried-and-true method.

To kick off your Labor Day Weekend, here’s a gentle, musical reminder of what can be accomplished on a “Three-Day Weekend.”