PlateMate

Posted by admin on August 18, 2026 Audio | Blog | Parody Spots | Tags: , , , | No comments

No, you’re not being followed. It’s all in your head. Ignore those black poles topped with a solar panel and a camera. You know, the ones that are on nearly every corner from your house to work.

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America is losing its battle against surveillance, as Flock Safety technology, under the guise of safety and crime prevention, is being abused by law enforcement.

The media has uncovered law enforcement abuses in several departments nationwide. Police officers have been caught using Flock’s automatic license plate readers (ALSRs) to track former lovers and stalk citizens.

NO?!?!? Cops abusing the public’s trust? That NEVER happens.

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Maybe, just maybe, we’re overlooking the positives of using Flock cameras this way. Let’s say you’re at a bar and see someone attractive, but they leave before you can meet them. What if you could get their license plate number? You could get on your laptop, enter it, and track them. Manufacture a little serendipity.

Now you can with PlateMate. Using ALSR technology, find your true love…and keep finding her over and over again.
Remember, it’s not stalking. It’s FLOCKING.