Idea Sheet 1/7/2020
Posted by admin on January 6, 2020 Prep | | No commentsAliens Among Us? – Saw a story that Britain’s first astronaut, Helen Sharman, who visited the Soviet Mir space station in 1991 believes that aliens exist, “there’s no two ways about it.” She also went on to say that they are probably among us but we can’t see them. Personally, you’re damn right that aliens exist. There’s too much universe for them not to. Now, I don’t think it’s like “Men in Black” or anything. I’m not crazy. there are plenty of famous people who agree: Bernie Sanders, Nick Jonas, Bill Nye, Katy Perry, Halle Berry, The Shat and Kesha…who actually might be an alien.
- Do they? Do aliens exist? And if so back up why you think so.
- If they exist and are among us…who are they? Jeff Goldblum might be. Franco? Heidi Klum? Very alien like. You know who Tilda Swinton is? Definitely alien.
Chet Hanks – I just saw the clip of him doing a patois accent…like Caribbean. I don’t know if he was joking or is seeking the attention his father never gave him. (Tom is an excellent father. F you!) But, honestly, the accent is pretty solid…from my limited experience with it. Can you do an accent? I have a pretty solid Scottish accent. I mean, it’s Fat Bastard, basically. I can also do a cockney and an over-the-top cinematic Boston accent. Thank you, “The Departed.”
- Okay, do your best accent. Paul Rudd’s “playing the bass, man” accent from “I Love You, Man” was terrible…but funny. Be careful of racial insensitivity however…could get dicey.
- Chet’s dad, Tom, was the man of the night winning the Cecil B. DeMille award…while this didn’t take away from that…it could have. When did you have some huge achievement ruined because your kid or someone in your family ruined it?
New “Moves” in the Bedroom – (Female 30’s) My boyfriend and I have been living together for two years, dating for three and, I think, we have a really good relationship. We enjoy a lot of the same things. We don’t really get on each other’s nerves and the sex is, for the most part, really good. I mean, we have our standard positions…the “go-tos” as it were…but last weekend, and I won’t get into detail, tried a couple of weirdo things that made me think, “What have you been doing in your spare time, Romeo?” I asked him straight up, “What the hell was that?” He responded, “I thought I would change it up a bit, keep it interesting.” I have been suspicious ever since. Seriously, who does stuff like that?!?!? Is he got a sicko porno addiction and saw some pro girl doing this stuff? Do he got a side piece that gives him tours of Freakytown USA? Is this a red flag, for real?
YOU Pick the Restaurant…DAMMIT! – (Male 30’s) Guys, I know that all of you are in relationships…so, what I’m going through can’t be unique. But, seriously, the only thing my wife and I fight about is where to go to dinner. We have our standard rotation: This sushi place, Sammy’s, Chili’s and Buffalo Wild Wings..those are the mainstays…with a few other places thrown in. Every. Single. Time. We’re going to dinner. I ask her, “What would you like to eat?” She will say, “You pick.” So, I pick. “Chili’s, it is.” How does she respond? “(Sigh) Chili’s again?” So, yes, I’m irritated but I then say, “Sushi?” “Not really feeling fish, babe,” she counters. WHAT THE SERIOUS F! I’m steaming…but I suggest Grimaldi’s. “No, I had pizza for lunch,” she says, shaking her head. I’m thinking, “Is this on purpose? Is she screwing with me?” I stopped the car in the middle of the intersection…and kinda went off. “You told me to pick. I pick three spots, all of which, you shoot down. You pick. Right now. I’m not driving any further until you make a decision.”
“Okay. Chili’s is fine…I guess,” she says hesitantly. You know the color of a stop sign? That was my face.