Spencetology

Idea Sheet 08/13/20

The WAP Game – Give contestants 30 seconds to get as many correct as possible. Maybe you have each host have a contestant. Prizes could include…anything associated with “wet.” Lube is too easy but if you can get some. Bottles of water. A squeegee. Towels. You don’t have to pay a bunch of money…just find some stupid shit.

You give clues without saying the word. i.e. The phrase is “WAP Hop.” Peter Cottontail does this. Like jumping. An old timey 50’s dance. etc.

WAP HOP WAP COP WAP DROP WAP CROP WAP STOP
WAP TOP WAP MOP WAP FLOP WAP SHOP WAP SWAP

WAP CHOPSHOP WAP EAVESDROP WAP LAPTOP WAP BLACKTOP
WAP CROP TOP WAP SWEATSHOP WAP GIFT SHOP WAP TRUCK STOP
WAP ROOFTOP WAP TANKTOP

QAnonense – If you don’t know…and who really does exactly…QAnon seems to be a collection of far right, conspiracy theory feeding nut jobs. Recently, they’ve hijacked the #SaveTheChildren campaign abasing child sex trafficking. They think Tom Hanks and Oprah are running it. Everyone with money are pedophiles. Especially now, nearly everyone has a friend that has some kooky conspiracy theory. What is the weirdest thing you’ve heard…and maybe stay away from the pedo stuff. Gross. I ran into a honest-to-gawd “flat-Earther.” He believes the Earth is a disk surrounded by ice under a giant dome. To hear him say all these things is absolutely bonkers.

Campaign Slogans – Someone came up with this years and years ago probably but it’s still fun. Something to do as we get closer to November 3rd. However, with any type of voter registration discussion, this is fun way to get into it. It’s your name, 2020 and the last thing you texted.

Spence 2020 Yay!

It’s fun with the show. It’s fun with the listeners, I think.