Dairy Queen
Posted by admin on July 2, 2015 Audio | Blog | Parody Songs | Tags: Dairy Queen, Fetty Wap, parodies, Parody, Trap Queen | No commentsI’ll admit it, when Fetty Wap hit the airwaves with “Trap Queen,” I had to go to the Urban Dictionary to find out what he was rapping about. According to the UD:
A bomb-ass female.
The baddest female.
She is loyal to her friends,lives for her family,and gives no fucks to bitter, petty bitches.
She also enjoys listening to trap music.
My parody of it has nothing to do with bomb-ass females…it has to do with bomb-ass frozen treats and french fries and whatever else the grill up on the regular at your neighborhood DQ.
This might be the stupidest parody song ever made…listen to it anyway. Hear “Dairy Queen.”
Here be the lyrics:
K, will that be all?
Okay, your total comes to $17.38
I’m like “hey, what’s up hello”
That’s how I greet everyone who walks right through the door
And while they all chill, they checkin’ the menu board
I collect the money while Enrique’s on the stove
Katie done Cool Whips it doin’ desserts a la mode
At the Dairy Queen, she ask for a waffle cone
And orders a Mushroom Swiss GrillBurger Combo
And she’ll wash it all back with a large Diet Coke
I’m sorry this ain’t Pinkberry, we don’t do fro yo
Man, I swear he shoved that whole thing down his pie hole
How ’bout that D-Q Brownie Batter Blizzard though
Nah, she change her mind now she wants the cookie dough
Hand over their money is this for here or to go
When it’s lunch time it gets crazy (crazy)
I can’t live without a Dilly Bar on the daily (daily)
Chicken Strips for that lady (lady)
One chocolate dipped cone for the man with the baby (baby)
It’s your cheat day so go crazy (crazy)
We don’t count Weight Watchers points I’m so sorry, lady (lady)
Straight to your thighs don’t hate me (hate me)
We be in the kitchen making fries on the daily (daily)