World Cup Comedy

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For the first time ever, 48 teams have qualified for this year’s World Cup, the quadrennial celebration of soccer’s best.

Explosive diarrhea? We got a song about it. See the video for Cyclospora.”

It has been 32 years since the cup has been in the United States. This time around, America shares hosting duties with its North American neighbors Canada and Mexico.

And while the “Beautiful Game” is artistic, athletic and spectacular, there is still plenty of things we can poke fun at. Enjoy some World Cup whimsy.

If you think it would be cool to put a climbing wall on the Washington Monument, you’ll love a “White House White Trash Summer.” Check it out.

Red Card Relationship Services

Breakups are hard, but with our relationship referees, we can send off your ex with one blow of a whistle.

Soccer GPT

Finally, an app for know-nothing Americans who only pay attention to soccer every four years.

The World Cup’s Coming

Yeah, yeah, yeah, it’s the most popular sport on the planet. Big whoop! A quick Starship parody to get you going.



The World Cup – Who Cares

The World Cup – 39 days of 0-0 draws in a sport you stopped caring about when you turned 12. If it ain’t AYSO, it ain’t shit.


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Americans Don’t Know Jack About Soccer

Here are all the questions, you’ve asked about the World Cup and soccer in general.



The National Anthem of U.S. Soccer

Just like in 2014, Belgium kicked our ass all over the pitch. Here’s the truth sung to the Star Spangled Banner




FIFACleanse

Believe it or not, FIFA has always had an issue with corruption. No?!?!? Remember, Sepp Blatter? FIFACleanse. Use as directed.




Don’t Cry Fans of Argentina

At the 2014 World Cup in Brazil, Argentina fell to Germany 1-0 prompting a few short parodies of the Evita classic,“Don’t Cry for me Argentina