Tuesday, Meh
Posted by admin on December 3, 2024 Audio | Blog | Parody Spots | Tags: comedy, Parody, satire, Spence | No comments
I gotta tell you, Tuesday might be the week’s ugly step-child. What happens on Tuesday? You get a root canal. That’s what happens on Tuesday.
Tuesdays are designed for the petty, minutiae of life: Oil changes, doctor’s appointments, and grocery shopping.
Embarrassed by Elon Musk? You might be suffering from Muskothelioma.
Check that, Tuesday’s not even for grocery shopping. Tuesday is having to run to CVS for cotton swabs. That is what Tuesday is all about.
This time of year, it seems every other day is special. You got Black Friday, Small Business Saturday, and Cyber Monday. Even Sunday has a full slate of football. You never have football on Tuesday…ever. Tuesday, meh.
Hear a song about Arnold Palmer’s massive “driver.” “Arnold Palmer Is Hung.”
In honor of its blandness, it’s insignificance, it’s lack of meaning, style, and charm. Here’s what I can tell you about Tuesday.
