It’s F***ing Hot 2015
Posted by admin on July 21, 2015 Audio | Blog | Original Songs | Tags: hot, original song, temperature | No comments
Irony is all around us. Here in Vegas it gets hot. Yet, when I decide to write a song about how friggin’ hot it gets…we get all monsoony and temperatures barely crack the 90’s. (In other places 91 degrees is hot…In July, here it’s like one of them polar vortex thingees hit us.)
Being that it is only the last third of July…there is plenty of time for the mercury to crack 110 again and again and again. In tribute to our wonderful Las Vegas, Mojave Desert weather here is a song with a bunch of words that rhyme with “hot.” (As you can see if you read the lyrics below.)
It’s fucking hot. It’s fucking hot
I feel like a lobster in a boiling pot
It’s fucking hot. It’s fucking hot
The world’s a Weber grill and I’m a Johnsonville Brat
Yes, it’s summer and I expect to perspire.
But I’m like a marshmallow melting over a fuckin’ campfire
It’s fucking hot. It’s fucking hot.
Every Instagram has a fuckin’ dashboard temperature shot
It’s fucking hot. It’s fucking hot.
It’s no longer global warming this is global fucking hot.
It’s like there’s a demented kid with a magnifying glass
and I’m the ant running ’round while he’s scorching my ass
It’s fucking hot. It’s fucking hot.
Hotter than this Craigslist car stereo I bought
It’s fucking hot. It’s fucking hot.
I’mma sell off one of my kids to pay off the A-C bill I got
Like an A-T-L strip club booty clapping lap dance
I might just have habaneros in my pants.
It’s fucking hot. It’s fucking hot.
It’s fucking hot!!!
