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Furloughmance

Too often, one’s career can be a hurdle to finding true love. If you’re not at work, you’re heading to work, or thinking about work. Obviously you can’t shit where you eat. So, dating co-workers is out. There never seems to be enough time in the day.

Introducing Furloughmance: the first dating app exclusively for furloughed federal workers. If you work for the National Park Service, the TSA, the FDA, or any of the other of our government’s alphabet soup agencies, you don’t got no job. You have the time to get some romance in your pants.

As we say at Fourloughmance, “You ain’t gettin’ paid…maybe you can get laid.” 

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