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The Alec Baldwin Driving Academy

When it comes to Hollywood chaos, few names deliver quite like Alec Baldwin. Recently, Baldwin reportedly drove his Range Rover into a tree in the Hamptons — because even his errands apparently come with a dramatic plot twist.

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Witnesses say the SUV veered off course and made direct contact with a tree, confirming that not even luxury vehicles are safe from actors with intense energy and questionable steering instincts.

To make the scene even more cinematic, his brother Stephen Baldwin was reportedly in the passenger seat. That’s like adding straight-to-streaming sequel vibes to an already A-list collision.

No one was injured, unless you count Baldwin’s ego and the Range Rover’s front bumper, both of which suffered what auto experts call “emotional damage.”

Imagine being a peaceful tree in the Hamptons, only to be cast without warning in a Baldwin action sequence.

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Neighbors described the moment as “confusing,” “dramatic,” and “honestly pretty on-brand.”

And that sparked an idea.

Why should this moment live on as just another celebrity mishap when it could be turned into a valuable educational opportunity?

Introducing the Alec Baldwin Driving Academy — the only school where a “crash course” is part of the official syllabus. And if that sounds too high-end, don’t worry. There’s also the Stephen Baldwin Driving School — half the talent, half the price, and presumably double the liability waiver.