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A Kid on Art Class

An Australian school let parents know that if they wanted to claim their kids’ kindergarten artwork, they’d have to pay $1,400 (American). 

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Long story short, funding dropped out at the school and parents pulled their kids, which made things worse.  When parents asked for the cherished artwork, they were asked to pay up.

I don’t want to be an art snob, but let’s be honest, your kid ain’t no Rembrandt. Monet, even as a child, didn’t do some hand turkey bullshit. Sure, maybe it has a short life attached to the fridge by a Domino’s Pizza magnet. The sentimental value decreases rapidly, until, at some point, your beautiful baby’s finger painting ends up in one of two places; a box in the attic, or the landfill.

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We know what parents think of their precious child’s handy work, but what do the kids think? Do they like art class? Do they enjoy the opportunity to be creative with some construction paper, Elmer’s Glue and a handful of pipe cleaners?

Let’s find out with An Ordinary Kid on Art Class.