Spencetology

Zero

Here’s the truth: Chet, the lead on our show, “Chet Buchanan & the Morning Zoo” drove to Kingman, AZ to buy Powerball tickets. (Nevada doesn’t have Powerball so Arizona is one of the closest options.) I gave him $20 for 10 tickets hoping to get me some of that PB cash.

Of the 60 numbers on my Powerball slip…I got one friggin’ number. One. #19 on ticket number 8. So, I got zip, zilch, zero.

Here’s a ballad for all of us losers…millions of us who didn’t win jack using Adele’s “Hello.”