Why Would You Divorce This?

Posted by admin on September 23, 2014 Audio | Blog | Parody Songs | Tags: , , , , , | No comments

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Kris Jenner finally filed for divorce yesterday from her spouse of 22-plus years, Bruce Jenner. They announced their separation last October, but Kris’s papers list the official date of separation as June 1st, 2013.

The old “irreconcilable differences” was served up as reason for the split. I guess they’re cool. Bruce and Kris aren’t using attorneys and they’ll split assets that were acquired before the split. Reports are that they are worth a combined $100 million. They will share custory of their 17-year-old daughter, Kylie.

They were married back in ’91, only a month after her divorce from O.J. Simpson attorney Robert Kardashian was finalized.

With the help of the classic “Married with Children” theme song, “Love and Marriage” here is the story of Bruce & Kris’ divorce and perhaps why she broke it off.