Why Santa Is Better Than Amazon

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I’ll be honest, I employ child labor. How else can you record an ordinary kid on the differences between the original “King of the North” Santa Claus and Amazon?

According to Wikipedia, Santa’s been at the home delivery game since the 3rd century. Amazon – only since 1994. I mean, come on, Kris Kringle originated the idea of overnight delivery, didn’t he?

What does a kid really think about Thanksgiving?

While you prepare your house for the upcoming holiday season, let’s count the reasons why Santa is better than Amazon.

Catch a holiday parody of the Beastie Boys’ “Sabotage” titled “Santa Claus.”

We can begin with the obvious. Look at the picture above. Would you really let your kid sit on the lap of the creepy rich guy to the right?