The Wedgie Law Group

Posted by admin on October 3, 2023 Audio | Blog | Parody Spots | Tags: , , , , , , | No comments

By the sheer number of ads I see for personal injury attorneys, there must be a lot of money in it.

They even focus on niche claims? Slip and fall attorneys, negligent driver attorneys, I saw one billboard that read, “Injured in a casino? Call us.”

Now, an entire field of law may have been created after a woman has sued Disney World for a waterslide wedgie injury.

Ah, the wedgie. The go to torture of the middle school bully. Much like there are many types of accident-injury claims, there too, are many types of wedgies. Some perpetrated by violence, others self-inflicted. Some just plain cruel: See: Propellor Wedgie

Whether it’s Typhoon Lagoon or a school yard tormentor, you have representation in the Wedgie Law Group.