Unconscious Coupling

Posted by admin on March 27, 2014 Audio | Blog | Parody Spots | Tags: , , , | No comments


F*** you, Gwyneth, you pretentious macrobiotic diet eating, condescending, lifestyle guru following, thespian dope. “Conscious Uncoupling,” really? It’s called divorce, sugar. Don’t try to pretty it up as if you have so much of a better handle on life’s miseries than us commoners.

If there is such a thing as “Conscious Uncoupling” then there has to be the opposite, right? Yes, “Unconscious Coupling.” Admit it. It’s happened to you. One to many Jager Bombs and your face down at some dude’s house minus your debit card and at least one of your heels. Tramp.

Here’s a message all about it: