TSA Terry

Posted by admin on June 2, 2015 Audio | Blog | Parody Spots | Tags: , , | No comments

Felt Up By the TSA
I suppose when you see the blue shirts of the Transportation Security Administration you should think safety. Hard working women and men charged with keeping the friendly skies incident free. Well, after a secret undercover operation by the Department of Homeland Security, you might think differently.

Get this. 65 out of 70 times that operatives tried to sneak weapons or “bombs” through security, they succeeded. That’s a 95% failure rate on the part of the TSA. They only caught the weapons 5% of the time. Are you friggin’ serious?!?!?! I may never fly again.

Here to defend the TSA and its nearly 60,000 employees, here is TSA Terry.