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Trump Monopoly

The man, before his one-term presidency was known for real estate. Much like Mr. Monopoly, Donald Trump was all about hotels.

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It seems only fitting that Parker Brothers, the originator of the board game classic, Monopoly, would want to partner with 45.

Now, they have. Introducing Trump Monopoly.

In this version, you probably won’t get a chance to win $10 in a beauty contest. You’re definitely not taking a ride on the Reading Railroad. I mean, unless it’s headed for jail.

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Let’s be honest 34 for 34, that’s pretty impressive. I mean, lesser human beings might only get 17 of 34 felony convictions. In baseball, 12 out of 34 and you’re batting average is above .300. You gotta give old 45 credit. He went all out.

Now, will he actually end up behind bars, who knows? But, when you play Trump Monopoly, we guarantee he will not pass Go, and will assuredly not collect $200.