The Unofficially Official Super Bowl Theme
Jan 31, 2014 at 06:00The true reward to the winner of the Super Bowl isn’t the Vince Lombardi trophy or even going down in history as one of the National Football League’s greatest teams. It’s that your football team has earned the right for its fans to f*** s*** up. Whether it’s shattering the windows of local businesses, setting random public property on fire or overturning some dude’s car, the real championship celebration isn’t in a locker room with champagne, it’s in the street and fueled by cheap beer.