The Trump Liquidation Sale
Posted by admin on February 19, 2024 Audio | Blog | Parody Spots | Tags: comedy, Donald Trump, Parody, satire, Spence | No comments
This dude. Ya know, yer man Donald Trump claims to be worth $10 billion. Forbes claims it’s more like $2.6b. But, cash on hand, as they say on Wall Street, liquidity, is something quite different. Old 45’s got some bills to pay, so today is the biggest Presidents’ Day Sale in history – The Trump Liquidation Sale.
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With the recent civil business trial culminating in a judgment of more than $350 million against the former president, combined with the nearly $83 million judgement in the E. Jean Carroll sexual assault trial, Trump may find himself a bit cash poor.
While personal bankruptcy may be off the table, an act that many say wouldn’t stave off the judgements, Trump could borrow money from Elon Musk or maybe the Saudi government, or better yet hold a giant Trump Tower yard sale. Everything must go!
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Here’s what a commercial for the Trump Liquidation Sale might look like: