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The National Sleep-Aid: Baseball

I used to love baseball. When I was a kid, man, I’d watch baseball all the time. However, today, our world is so much faster. My attention span has diminished significantly and baseball hasn’t kept pace.

Baseball puts me to sleep. I can’t sit and watch baseball anymore. I have to be on my computer or cooking or having sex…something else to keep my attention. The batter takes forever to get into the box. The pitcher takes forever to get the sign and finally throw and God forbid if there’s a fast guy on first base.

For 2014, the wise men of baseball have added expanded instant replay. That’s not going to slow the game down to complete halt. Baseball has become a cure for insomnia. It’s one, two, three strikes, yer out…with baseball.