The ISIS School for Girls

Posted by admin on October 23, 2014 Audio | Blog | Parody Spots | Tags: girls, ISIS, Islam, parodies, Parody, school | No comments

High school age kids don’t have fully-formed brains. They don’t. That’s why they do stupid things. For example: Three Denver-area teenage girls decided that they wanted to join ISIS.

Ranging from 15 to 17, the girls of Sudanese and Somali descent were sold dreams of marriage and home ownership by some yahoo on the internet who convinced them to abandon their shameful American lives and join the Islamic terror organization.

They made it as far as Frankfurt, Germany before they were rounded up by authorities. Apparently, one of the parents uncovered their plans and had their passports red flagged. The girls’ plan was to go from Germany to Turkey and then off to fight the fight with ISIS in Syria.

Maybe they were on to something. Opportunities do exist for females in Syria and Iraq if you join the ISIS School for Girls.