Spencetology

The Bank of ISIS

If you want to prove to the world that you’re more than a bunch of black-hooded thugs that terrorize women and children, execute mass killings and behead innocent aid workers, well, you should create your own currency. (???)

The Islamic State of Iraq and Syria, or ISIS, announced that it will mint coins, official currency, in gold, silver and copper. (Apparently, up to this point, they’ve been using Bitcoin. Who knew?) They let everyone know that more details are to come. Whether they’ll promote an Anti-Christmas Club or an interest-yielding free checking program remains unknown.

If you’re unhappy with your crap bank and their ridiculous fees and pathetically low interest rates on savings accounts, things could be worse. You could join the Bank of ISIS. Good luck finding an ATM, right?