Terrible Tonight

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You look terrible tonight. Come on, collectively, we are not looking our best these days. We wear the same sweatpants for days on end. I can’t tell you the last time I showered. My workout? What workout? It’s not entirely you’re fault. It’s unchartered territory; a pandemic.

So, when you come out of the bathroom, looking to get freaky, Just stop! You haven’t combed your hair in days and the tank you’re wearing still has Tuesday night’s dinner stained across your ever-growing gut.

That doesn’t mean she doesn’t still love you. It simply means you are repulsive and you look terrible tonight.

Another pandemic-inspired Song of the Week with deepest apologies to Eric Clapton. A parody of Clapton’s “Wonderful Tonight” for Friday, May 8, 2020