Firework Firejerk

Posted by admin on July 1, 2017 Blog | Parody Songs | Videos | No comments

It’s a tradition as rich as Lady Liberty herself. The annual performance of “Firework Firejerk.”

Unfortunately, everyone has someone in their neighborhood that is, simply put, a pyromaniac. It’s not enough that they buy forbidden fireworks that threaten lives and property. It’s not enough that there is one evening a year set aside to set off their illegal stash. They have to blow things up on July 1st, the 3rd, the 5th. On the 4th, itself, they can’t be bothered with setting their fireworks off at 9pm or 10pm…it has to be at 2:30 in the morning. And then to make it worse, they leave their torched, spent explosives right there in the street.

This is my tribute to firework firejerks everywhere.