Solo

Posted by admin on January 25, 2016 Audio | Blog | Parody Songs | Tags: , , , , , | No comments

Solo If you haven’t seen “Star Wars: The Force Awakens” by now…spoilers don’t apply. Tough shit.

If you don’t know already that Harrison Ford’s character, Han Solo, takes a light saber through his torso and then tumbles off a walking bridge in the cavernous Starkiller base. By the way, it seems like they never put handrails on these things in the Star Wars movies. Why is that?

They’re going have to change to sign to “0 Days Since There Has Been an Accident.” I’m not an HR guy or anything, but they are putting themselves at serious risk for a lawsuit.

Anyway, here’s the story of Solo’s demise in a parody of Adele’s “Hello.”