Sheen Shame

Posted by admin on November 6, 2023 Audio | Blog | Parody Spots | Tags: accountability partner, Charlie Sheen, comedy, Covenant Eyes, Mike Johnson, Parody, satire, Spence | No comments

After learning about new Speaker of the House Mike Johnson’s declaration that he and his 17-year-old son were “accountability partners,” I decided to read up on, what some call, “shameware.”

The speaker, and his son, utilized the application Covenant Eyes. The app monitors what’s being viewed on one’s devices. If a keyword like “porn” comes up, an alert is sent to the person’s accountability partner.

Thank gawd, my mom didn’t have this technology when I was a teenager. Her phone woulda been going off like one of those European ambulance sirens.

I’m not sure if these porn accountability apps are powerful enough for many of you old, degenerate pervs out there. So, I’ve created something better.

I really searched the web trying to find a current celebrity deviant. Anyone? I mean Epstein, sure, but he killed himself. (Or did he?) Still, the reigning king of debauchery, even ten-plus years after declaring he was “winning,” is Charlie Sheen. I mean, it’s not even close, right?

Now, you can have an accountability partner who won’t judge you because you get your rocks off to “gigantism.” Available in the Apple App and Google Play stores, it’s “Sheen Shame.”