Spencetology

Roneriness Update – Day #51

51 days ago I left my wife to her own devices on the island of Maui. So, for 51 days I have had to “entertain” myself. And when I say “entertain” I mean in every way possible. Sure, tasks like clearing the DVR of all my wife’s lame-o crime shows, is enjoyable. But, and I don’t mean this to sound sexist, I’m not a fan of doing dishes or vacuuming. In our relationship, I do garbage and dog poo pick-up. Now, I have to do that AND dishes. Sucks.

Hear my update from Day #45

So, with the help of Team America: World Police, here is my Roneriness Update.