Roneriness Update – Day #45

Posted by admin on April 10, 2014 Audio | Blog | Parody Spots | Tags: , , , | No comments

Roneriness Update
For those that don’t know, my lovely wife took an amazing career opportunity in Hawaii. That, of course, means that we are living apart…some 2,695 miles apart for the forseeable future. Our hopes are that this sacrifice will result in even more opportunities for our future.

That all being said, it has been 45 days since I’ve physically seen my wife. (Thank you FaceTime.) I’ll be honest, at times I get a bit lonely. Yeah, you’re right. That is simply sad and pathetic. And, obviously, not funny, one bit. However, when you work in a classic song from Team America: World Police, it’s still sad and pathetic but…