Polar Kotex

Posted by admin on January 7, 2014 Blog | Parody Spots | Tags: , , , , | No comments

I guess the reason for the sub-zero temperatures that have affected all matters of life across much of the U.S. is due, in part, to a “polar vortex.” I tried to watch the Weather Channel to get a proper explanation of the winter phenomenon that, by the way, sounds totally made up.

Real or not, you need to shield yourself from the frigid temps…all of your parts. Make sure you protect your lady garden from frost with a feminine product designed for the polar vortex.