Pier One, We Did It!

Posted by admin on May 19, 2020 Audio | Blog | Parody Spots | Tags: , , , , , | No comments

**UPDATE*** Does anyone actually ever buy anything from Pier One? I mean, I’ll be honest, I like some of their stuff but if feels so pretentious. Like, oh man, I’m so worldly that I bought an over-priced, poorly made rattan headboard made in Indonesia. It’s like, if you went to Indonesia you could buy the same exact headboard for a couple of seashells and a plate of udang galah. You know what I’m saying. Facing a big old BK, the furniture retailer is closing all of its stores. (I hope they replace it with another one of those 99 cent-type stores! <fingers crossed>

Man, I hope they still have one of those bowl chairs and a couple of embroidered, Indonesian accent pillows left!

Pier One, We Did It