Peter Cottonmouth

Posted by admin on April 18, 2014 Audio | Blog | Parody Songs | Tags: , , , , , | No comments

Bunny High As Fuck
Yes, this year, Easter Sunday falls on April 20th. “Big Deal,” you say? You do know that April 20th is 4/20, right? The code for the smoking of the weed, hello?

Allegedly, back in the 70’s kids at San Rafael High School would meet in front of a statue of Louis Pasteur at 4:20, hence the term.

There will not be another Easter-4/20 until 2025. So, as one stoned friend said, “Imma get high as f*** and go trick or treat!” In honor of such a blessed event, I’ve taken the Easter holiday classic “Peter Cottontail” and re-worked it. Please enjoy “Peter Cottonmouth.”


Have a 4/20 sing-a-long:

Here comes Peter Cottonmouth
Rising from his smoke-filled couch
Sticky, icky, icky, icky, pizza’s on its’ way

A bunny-shaped bong made of glass
A basket full of Easter grass
Things to make 4-20 really great

He’s best buds with that bunny
There will be no Easter hunt
Unless it’s for some munchies
or if someone hides a blunt

There goes Peter Cottonmouth
On his couch, he has passed out
Sticky, icky, icky, icky, Easter’s best this way.