Spencetology

Office Christmas Party

Sometimes I wonder why companies actually still organize an office Christmas party. I mean, back in the day, it would be huge, you know? They would do crab legs, deejay and an open bar. Invariably, someone would get so torched that they would start a fight or an office scandal. Now days, it’s two drink tickets, a Mexican buffet and, yes, an office scandal or two.

While there are plenty of Christmas albums this time of year, there’s only one Office Christmas Party Album and this would be it. Merry Christmas and kindly refrain from open mouth kissing the boss.