No Mask Airways

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UPDATE – A Trump-appointed federal judge in Florida has overturned mask mandates for airplanes and other modes of public transportation. This was originally posted in August of 2020.

Over the weekend, another flight delayed because passengers refused to wear their masks. Isn’t time the maskless had their own airline? Introducing No Mask Airways.

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An airline, like you, that doesn’t care about anyone but themselves. Sure, seats will go all the way back, regardless if there’s a passenger behind you. Wanna smoke? Why not? Second hand smoke isn’t your problem. And seatbelts, who needs ’em?

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Hold your breath. At No Mask Airways we say, “No way,” to blocking your airway.

No Mask Airways