May Is National Masturbation MonthPosted by admin on May 18, 2020 Audio | Blog | Parody Spots | Tags: masturbation, May, parodies, Parody | No comments
I’m not even sure if the sex store that proclaimed May to be National Masturbation Month is still around. Back in 1995 the San Francisco based Good Vibrations decided to honor May with the title dedicated to self love.
For your boy, the subject of “Han Solo” has been an endless shaft of comedy gold mining opportunities. In honor of National Masturbation Month I have dug through the archives to find my favorite tributes to manual override.
Learn about the interactive game that you can play with a friend…or play with yourself. It’s a “Hand Party.”
Living right? You must enjoy my personal handmade protein shake:
The ladies like to get in on the action too as I teach you how to play the banjo:
Burn calories and enjoy yourself while doing it with my special workout, “5 Minute Forearms”:
There’s an app for that, “iTouch Myself”: