Learn About PTCDMS

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Cinco de Dog

Nice work, champ. You did everything a gringo is expected to do on Cinco de Mayo. You wore a lame-ass promotional beer company sombrero. You switched your normal beer for Tecates. (There was a cerveza special.) You tried to roll your “R’s” and, obviously, you awoke the next morning feeling as if you were kicked in the head by a burro. (Make sure you say “burro” while rolling your “R’s.)

Perhaps it’s not your fault. You could have a legit medical condition. You may be suffering from Post-Traumatic Cinco de Mayo Syndrome. Learn about the symptoms in this special public service announcement.