Karen News Network: Pizza Shop Karen

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The Papa Murphys in Kennewick, Washington were not playing when a Karen came into pick up a pizza sans her mask. 

The argument, filmed by an equally aggressive customer, went on for nearly five minutes. It actually continued into the parking lot where Karen’s husband touted his first amendment rights from his pick-em-up truck built in ‘Merica.

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“I have a right to my pizza,” asserted the unidentified Karen. I am not a Constitutional scholar but I believe it is written as such, “…the pursuit of life, liberty and the pursuit of pizza.”

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