Karen News Network: Pizza Shop KarenPosted by admin on July 24, 2020 Audio | Blog | Parody Spots | Tags: comedy, Karen, Karen News Network, Kennewick, Las Vegas, mask, Parody, Pizza, Spence | No comments
Karens are everywhere. Now, a network designed to give you the latest news and information on Karens. Introducing KNN: the Karen News Network.
The Papa Murphys in Kennewick, Washington were not playing when a Karen came into pick up a pizza sans her mask.
The argument, filmed by an equally aggressive customer, went on for nearly five minutes. It actually continued into the parking lot where Karen’s husband touted his first amendment rights from his pick-em-up truck built in ‘Merica.
“I have a right to my pizza,” asserted the unidentified Karen. I am not a Constitutional scholar but I believe it is written as such, “…the pursuit of life, liberty and the pursuit of pizza.”
It’s another exclusive Karen News Update.
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