Idea SheetPosted by admin on September 7, 2020 Prep | Tags: COVID-19, dogs, Karen, manners, prep, QAnon, Spence | No comments
Must You Remove Your Dog? – I was out at Lazy Dog’s last night. If you don’t know, it’s a dog-friendly restaurant. They have a patio and they’ll bring food and water out to the dog. Most people know that if there dog can’t handle the constant movement or the fact that there are a ton of other dogs, you probably don’t take them there. My friend’s dog is awesome and calm. She doesn’t really bark. She’s just a lover. Diagonal from our table are two yip yip a-holes who are snapping at ever other dog they make eye contact with. The owner is by herself and she does her best correct them. At one point, she puts them on the other side of the table. But the barking continues. What is etiquette in this case? Is it like taking a baby to church or a movie or restaurant? If the baby won’t stop crying, you politely excuse yourself. Shouldn’t she have left with her dogs because they were causing problems. Or, regardless if the dogs were misbehaving or not, you should expect this because it’s a dog-friendly restaurant?
QAnon or Non-QAnon – Put together a jingle open kind of thing. My idea is you read a nut job conspiracy theory. A listener or another member of the show has to decide whether it’s a real conspiracy theory from QAnon or if it’s made up. Another angle might be to create our QAnon conspiracy and set it adrift and see if anything comes of it. Someone on the show sets up a Facebook account, ya know, with Q in front of their name and we check back in a week to see if it got any traction.
Democrats have weaponized bees, hornets and wasps to secretly microchip children. Genetically mutated flying insects have been bred to be overly aggressive and sting humans repeatedly, injecting microscopic microchips that travel through the blood stream and attach to the cerebral cortex. These “sting chips” have proven to show signs of mind control in small animals. The program nearly was exposed early in the year. Remember “murder hornets?”
Every president before Trump was a “criminal president” in league with all the nefarious groups of conspiracy theories past: the global banking elite, death squads operating on orders from Hillary Clinton, deep-state intelligence operatives, and Pizzagate-style pedophile rings. In an effort to break this cabal’s grip, according to Q, the military convinced Trump to run for president.
A Dr. Evil-type lair lies deep within the concrete of Hoover Dam near Las Vegas. From there, deep state leaders create and control world disasters. From its control center, they are able to launch secret, military drones able to distribute any type of payload. Need a forest fire as a distraction? Want to spread a contagion to cause a pandemic and bring down a government?
The US Postal Service’s free flu shot program for its workers has inoculated more than 300,000 postal workers. In that shot, delivered yearly to most, is an agent that can be triggered remotely and cause the worker to go “postal.” For now, it’s only been used on postal workers who “knew too much.”
Q, the anonymous 4chan poster, that began the movement is none other than John F. Kennedy Jr. The son of the former president and Jacqueline Kennedy, faked his and wife, Carolyn Bessette-Kennedy death more than 20 years ago. He actually runs Qanon armed with the facts and lessons he learned as a Kennedy and son of a president.
Bananas are actually botanical penises. Kingdom plantae while powerless against human intervention and deforestation developed this childish retaliation thousands of years ago. Knowing that humans and animals who harmed flora, would devour the flavorful fruit. Basically, you’ve been eating plant dick your entire life and loving it.
The deadliest mass shooting in Las Vegas in 2017 never happened. Nobody died. Witnesses were all crisis actors paid for by the deep state to destroy the second amendment which explains why the shooting was done at a country music festival, heavily attended by right-wing Trump supporters.
The Supreme Court is filled with satanic cannibals who feast on the brains of children the evening before handing down a decision. Their positions on the nation’s highest court enables Satan to legally control the masses. Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg is actually 145 years old and the spawn of Satan’s mistress and President Ulysses S. Grant.
Ellen is a direct descendant of Peter Pan. She has her own clan of “Lost Boys” who run the celebrity pedophile cabal. When summoned or threatened Ellen can fly, displaying her demonic powers to keep her subjects in check.
Kim Kardashian is in Satan’s service. The devil has given her power to control the actions of her husband, Kanye West to deflect attention from her true actions and beliefs. It is believed that anytime Kanye acts the fool, it’s because Kim is making sure he knows that she controls the strings, and he is, in turn, Satan’s puppet.
I Hope You Don’t Have COVID Guy – Anytime, anywhere you cough in public…or while on the phone with someone…someone will undoubtedly say, “I hope it’s not COVID,” followed by a quick laugh…as if no one else has ever said the exact same thing. What about a street bit/video where someone just goes around in public areas waiting for others to cough or sneeze…and then pops off with the line.
Dueling Karens – Perhaps the shelf life of Karen has come to a close. I don’t know. It seems funny to me to have two different Karens on the air…Santa Monica Karen against Corona Karen…give them situations and let them give it a full Karen treatment. The guests/listeners would have to be coached to go absofuckinglutely nuts to make it work, seems to me.