I Sit When I Pee
Posted by admin on February 1, 2020 Audio | Blog | Original Songs | Videos | Tags: bathroom, comedy, DK, Free4All, Las Vegas, original song, pee, Shawn Tempesta, sitting down, Song of the Week, Spence, toilet | No comments
Men get emasculated for simply sitting down when they urinate. Why? The toilet is my sanctuary. Away from prying eyes and family members that won’t quit talking to you. If I have my phone, I can spend hours in there, pants around my ankles, playing Fortnite or Tweeting. This is a song about this..”Male Toilet Shaming.” I’ll sit if I damn well please. This was performed live (and poorly) on Shawn Tempesta’s #Free4All on Mix 94.1’s Facebook Live.