I Don't Want To Kiss Your Thing

I Don’t Want To Kiss Your Thing

Posted by admin on June 22, 2013 Audio | Parody Spots | Tags: Aerosmith, HPV, I Don't Want To Miss A Thing, Michael Douglas, oral sex, Parody, PSA | No comments

Did Michael Douglas claim or not claim that HPV was the culprit behind his throat cancer? HPV through oral sex, if I remember correctly.

Upon hearing this I went immediately into education mode. I must tell the masses how to prevent being infected with the human papillomavirus. In Michael Douglas’ case, it begins with avoiding the tainted, uh, um, well, you know.

As a public service, with the help of Aerosmith, educate yourself with “I Don’t Want To Kiss Your Thing.”