Don’t Be A Dick

Posted by admin on July 9, 2020 Blog | Parody Songs | Spence's Song of the Week | Videos | No comments

So, I’m watching the video of that Florida asshat who loses his mind on an old woman who asked him to wear a mask. And I thought, “Wow, life is simple, really, just don’t be a dick.”

See the video for “Wear a Mask.”

The dick in question was eventually fired from his insurance sales job. He could have used my sound advice. We won’t even get into why this jackass couldn’t just wear a mask. A discussion for another time.

We all make choices and being a dick is one of those choices. You would think with the fact that nearly everyone has a phone with a camera on it, douchebags would take a hint. But day in and day out there’s a new video of a Karen doing this or a Kyle doing that.

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I’m thinking this is a song that offers sound advice for a troubled world. Before you get mad and lose your mind, take a second and say to yourself, “I’m going to look like a serious D if I blow up right now.”

Taking The Beatles’ “Let It Be” and striking a a completely different tone is my Song of the Week for Friday, July 10, 2020.