It happened. Only one, slim sheet of toilet paper remained in my house. But nature, it called. What would MacGyver do? Obviously, he would build a toilet paper making machine out of tree sap and a stick of dynamite…I’m just sitting there…ya know? Pants around the ankles and I’m fresh out of tree sap. I do have options. It’s the biggest decision I will face in 2020…what will I wipe with?
With 18 games left, #NHL has set an attendance record for a single season in its 106-year history: 22,560,364.
NHL says it's played to 97% capacity in 36 venues, incl 32 home arenas + @TMobilePark, @MetLifeStadium, Avicii Arena in Stockholm and Commonwealth Stadium in Edmonton.
In a world of Mississippis, Arizona is the Idaho of Alabamas. Here's a song about it. #abortion #Arizona
I don’t want to cast aspersions toward red licorice, but I just downed about 1,500 calories* in Red Vines and my intestines are less than pleased.
*It’s okay, Red Vines are, in fact, fat free.
