Church of Spencetology: Valentine’s Day Is Bull****Posted by admin on February 11, 2020 Audio | Blog | Church of Spencetology | Tags: gifts, Joaquin Phoenix, Las Vegas, love, original songs, Spence, tacky, unemployment, Valentine's Day | No comments
Valentines Day is a made up, tacky, sexist holiday. It’s the trailer park of holidays. The giant stuffed animals, gold-flaked roses and bouquets of carnations are just the worst. We’ll cover why and disclose to you some “get some” analytics with my CPB Index (Cost per Boink.) In addition, enjoy not one, not two, but three Valentines Day-inspired Songs of the Week, an “Unemployment Watch” and it’s all brought to you by Joaquin Phoenix Dairy, “where they artificially inseminate the cows so you don’t have to.” It’s episode 48 of the Church of Spencetology Podcast.