Church of Spencetology: Tim Punches His V-Card
Posted by admin on January 22, 2020 Audio | Blog | Church of Spencetology | Tags: abstinence, baseball, Derek Jeter, Hall of Fame, hygiene, Like a Virgin, Madonna, marriage, Pamela Anderson, parodies, Parody, podcast, sex, Spence, Tim Tebow, virginity | No commentsThe patron saint of lost causes is not Saint Jude, it’s Saint Timmy. Mr. Tebow dropped to one knee, not on a football field, and proposed to former Miss Universe, Demi-Leigh Nel-Peters last year. Well, they got married last weekend in South Africa. Ya know what that means? TIMMY GOT LAID! We’ll discuss how not having sex before marriage is a bad idea. Plus, a couple of rounds of “Stop It.” You’ll hear the Song of the Week, “Tim’s Not a Virgin,” proof that God moves in mysterious ways, all on episode 179 of the Church of Spencetology podcast, brought to you by AgnosticMingle.com