Spencetology

Santa Steve made people at the West Edmonton Mall in Alberta, Canada swoon. He isn’t your traditional Kris Kringle…he is young and sexy and fit. Is it time to drag Santa into 2019? Should we not give Santa a makeover? Plus, raise your hand if you have been the victim of a random hair. In this case, an inch-long mother protruding from one’s ear lobe. Hear the terrifying story. Oh, and I hope to amuse you with a new Hallmark Christmas special, “Rudolph, the Pansexual Reindeer” and a new (to you) holiday known as “Spencemas.”