Church of Spencetology: Pornhub Decides the Super Bowl

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Each and every year I predict the winner of the Super Bowl. I get it right EVERY time. Now, I don’t use advanced analytics, QBR or red zone efficiency. I don’t even know what those things are. I determine the outcome using other sources. And this year, Pornhub statistics, in part, will help me prognosticate who, Kansas City or San Francisco, will take home the Vince Lombardi Trophy. Additionally, we’ll talk Coronavirus. Everybody, calm the fugg down. A Song of the Week that brings attention to male bathroom shaming.” And it’s all brought to you buy Impeachment: The Fragrance.”