Church of Spencetology: Oh, Canada!
Posted by admin on July 22, 2020 Audio | Blog | Church of Spencetology | Tags: Bad Guy, baseball, Billie Eilish, Canada, church of Spencetology, COVID-19, masks, Parody, podcast, sex | No commentsI think we can all agree that our country has completely failed us in its response to the Coronavirus. In this week’s episode of the Church of Spencetology, we salute our neighbors to the north, Canada!
While the U.S. will suffer the loss of 1,000 citizens today alone, Canada will lose around 10. More than that, Canada has written the book on how to have the safest sex possible during a pandemic.
Can you say, “glory hole?” Candadians can.
We’ll also talk baseball. The grand old game returns on July 23rd to much, or little, enthusiasm. However, I have a way to return America’s so-called pastime to its glory days.
Six months on the beach (unemployed), here’s an update.
Plus, an update from the Karen News Network and a Song of the Week that ruins Billie Eilish’s “Bad Guy.” It’s “Mask Guy.”
Episode 138 of the Church of Spencetology podcast, “Oh, Canada!” was recorded Wednesday, July 22, 2020.