Buffalo: Snow Ain’t the Worst of It

Posted by admin on November 20, 2014 Audio | Blog | Parody Songs | Tags: , , , | No comments

Buffalo Snow
Look, I scoured the interwebs trying to find something positive about the city of Buffalo, New York. Outside of being indirectly responsible for my favorite hang out, Buffalo Wild Wings, I could not find any redeeming qualities.

Part of the glorious “Rust Belt” of America, its declining manufacturing base, high crime and unemployment would be its’ crowning glory if it were not for their craptastic football team. It ain’t New York City. It ain’t Toronto. While the rest of America, Cleveland and Detroit included, dump on you, Buffalo, now Mother Nature has piled on.

It’s a friggin’ ice age in upstate New York. “Lake Effect,” “Polar Vortex,” whatever, Buffalo just got worse.