Spencetology

Billionaire 2016

Look, I know I’m not going to win the $1.4 billion and counting of Wednesday’s Powerball drawing. I have a better chance of having a three-way with Katy Perry and a live alligator while being struck by lightning as the Hale-Bopp comet flies overhead. That don’t mean a boy can’t dream, right?

If I did win I would definitely figure a way to have a threesome. I believe with a few hundred million bucks, I could probably make that happen…a few times…but with whom?

Check out the parody of Travie McCoy’s “Billionaire” which is more of a short flip as opposed to a parody of what I might be doing if I hit them Powerball numbers.

PS: If I hit that bad boy, this will be the last post on my shitbag website. Love you. Mean it.
 

 
Lyrics:

I wanna be a billionaire so friggin’ bad
Have lunch with Angelina and Brad
Then I’d nail Miss Colombia if ya know what I mean
My mistake I meant Miss Philippines

You know that’s was a bold face lie
Cuz I’d do them both at the same time…yeah
Hangin’ with Diddy in Dubai with Sly and Cher
They’re really old bud I don’t care
Because I’m a friggin’ billionaire
I wanna be a billionaire so friggin’ bad.