Bad Credit Score

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Credit Score
We’ve all heard the Pitbull/Ne-Yo track, “Time of Our Lives,” where Mr. 305 laments:

“I knew my rent was gon’ be late about a week ago
I worked my ass off, but I still can’t pay it though
But I just got just enough
To get up in this club
Have me a good time, before my time is up.”

A logical thinker might say, “Bro, you ain’t got enough for your rent. Why are you going to the club, dummy?” Not Pitbull.

Here is the story of what happened to this guy after he decided to go clubbin’ instead of paying his rent. Additionally, the parody offers up some sound financial advice.

Here are the lyrics:

I never paid my rent that was due ’bout a month ago
And they evicted me now I ain’t got no home
Then they repo’d my truck
While I was at the club
Now, I gots no ride
My credit’s all messed up.
Bad credit score

Ooooh, I really screwed up my life, yeah.
Oh baby. Ooooh, my kids live with my, now, ex-wife
Hey, hey, hey, bad credit score

Shoulda paid rent ‘stead of clubbin’
(Shoulda paid rent ‘stead of clubbin’)
Shoulda paid rent ‘stead of clubbin’
(Shoulda paid rent ‘stead of clubbin’)

Yeah, baby they threw me out
without a doubt
I’m down and out
On mom’s couch tonight

(Spoken) This is for anyone who goes to the club instead of paying their bills
First of all, it’s irresponsible. You’re going to have a bad FICO score
which, of course, will result in higher interest rates on your credit cards. and
do you really want to pay a security deposit for your utilities? No. So, I hope
that girl with the biggest booty in this spot was worth it because you will
never be able to buy a house!

Ooooh, I really screwed up my life.
Hey, hey, hey, bad credit score.